Part One: The Award Goes To...
I got fired two days ago for the... no way! I just realized that I have reached a Milestone in my working life. I have officially been employed and deployed 10 times! Never in my wildest dreams did I think this day would come. Okay, maybe I did but certainly not so soon. I'm speechless.
Who am I kidding? I have plenty to say.
I know there is no trophy to raise, banner to hang, ribbon to pin or medal to be worn but damnit I feel like a winner! So, as the winner of any lifetime achievement award would do, I begin my giving of thanks. I should mention before I start that I can be extremely sarcastic at times and I know that doesn't always translate well in the written word. I wish all readers the best of luck in digging out the trace amounts of sincerity scattered amongst this dense mass of literary feces.
10 jobs...
I'd like to start off by thanking myself. Without you none of this would have been possible. You were always there for me. I always had a choice of shoulder to cry on. I couldn't picture my life without you. Thank you so much, you incredibly intelligent and fiercely attractive man.
My plan now is to rifle through every job I have ever held and thank those who helped me on my way to achieving this impressive statistic in such a short period of time. This will be done in chronological order of course.
Now, for legal reasons I can't use the names of the people who pissed me off- I mean worked alongside me. (I always get those mixed up) That works out though because I wasn't going to use their names anyway, they don't deserve the credit.
In my next entry I discuss the first 3 jobs and a few of the characters who helped mold me.
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